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Text Post Sun, Jul. 13, 2014 517 notes

maria-jules-plummer:

Waiting for the day where I’m drinking tea and Julie Andrews shows up out of nowhere to join me, and maybe even tell me I’m a princess

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Text Post Sun, Jul. 13, 2014 95,841 notes

hotboyproblems:

"sir you can not get a restraining order against spiders"

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Text Post Sun, Jul. 13, 2014 76,945 notes

cafai:

Drink too much coffee, wear lipstick that’s too dark, and never settle for a life you don’t want.

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Text Post Sun, Jul. 13, 2014 392,352 notes

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

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Text Post Sun, Jul. 13, 2014 149,865 notes

relahvant:

they should make a new reality show where they take all of the Jenners’ money away from Kylie and Kendall and put them in a 2 bedroom, one bathroom house and a public school/college for a certain period of time and see how they cope i think that would be so funny

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Text Post Fri, Jul. 11, 2014 347,360 notes

nurseblonda:

actual footage of me walking to class in the morning

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Video Post Fri, Jul. 11, 2014 251,575 notes

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thesassyblacknerd:

the-goddamazon:

listoflifehacks:

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Wild from start to finish.

unreal

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Video Post Fri, Jul. 11, 2014 118,285 notes

sulidaesy:

Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.

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Text Post Fri, Jul. 11, 2014 10 notes

aaaaa42:

twdgcat:

aaaaa42:

twdgcat:

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twdgcat:

aaaaa42:

i will fight tumblr user twdgcat and win *gos to sleep*

u wanna go? i’ve got my gf and no feels, i can fite u anyday u meme 

aaahhh wtf!!Prepare to die

be ready 2 eat some chattahoochee

Good

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i will haunt u in ur gay ass dreams. 

fuck you.im going to sleep and im going to lucid dream and KICK your ASS





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