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• Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
• Me: LOKI?
• Teacher: Pardon?
• Me: The God of Mischief.
• Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
• Me: I don't have it.
• Teacher: What?
• Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
• Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
• Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
• Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
• Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
• Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
• Me: How's your coffee?
• Teacher: What?
• Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
• Teacher: I don't-
• Me: There's no gas in the tank.
• Teacher: What-
• Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
• Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
• Me: LOKI'D.
• Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
• Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
• Teacher: Preferably several someones?
• Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
• Teacher: Restrain her.
• Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
• Teacher: What even.
• Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.

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Reblog this if you AREN’T homophobic.

irrelevanceee:

thefemslasher:

twotwentyonebbakerst:

Just want to see how many of my followers actually reblog this.

IT’S OKAY

TO BE GAY

I WON’T MIND

IF YOU LIKE YOUR KIND

IT’S OKAY

TO BE GAY

I’D STILL LOVE YOU

AND OTHERS WILL TOO

people are fine by me.

everyone should reblog this

for the gifs XD

this is so….. .__.’ *reblogs*

 

I love these GIFs.

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cocoavengers:

thelilnan:

nooby-banana:

goldenrussianempress:

mavericktrickster:

nightmareloki:

cailencrow:

atticusbitch:

themarvelfan5647:

Puny God.

when i saw the movie, the entire audience applauded during this.

Just gonna put this here. Right here. I actually never heard the Hulk speak the first time I watched the movie because the audience was DYING.

To see this scene while dressed as Loki in a decently crowded theater… Puny God has become a joke within my friends and family.

NEVER AGAIN.

this needs to win an award for like most shocking and hilarious moment in comic book movie history

…Oh my. We never heard Loki’s, um, manly little whimper at the end before. Thanks!

Also little tidbit, did you know that Lou Ferrigno did the Hulk’s voice?

There are so many things I missed the first time just because everyone was dying of laughter.  Hulk’s line, Loki’s whimpering at the end. xD

THE WHIMPER IS REAL

OMFG

I heard it the second time I saw Avengers but I wasn’t sure if it was a kid in the audience I’M SO FUCKING HAPPY IT’S REAL

THE WHIMPER AT THE END AAAAHAHAHA

no matter how many times i saw it every time we got to this part, the whole theater just exploded

it was great

it is great

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